Thing To Put On Dog's Grave

Internet connection

Guest: I want Internet conncetion
Concierge: Yes Sir, Should you buy your connection online with your credit card.
G: this card?
C: No Sir not the room key card, the credit card as Visa or Mastercard. (With door key, of course!)
G: my credit card ?!?!?!?!
C: Sir yes (if you want to do my time with all the money they give me here I can afford and how!)
G: not free ?!?!?!?!
C: No Sir, it's not free
G: in spain is free
C: I'm sorry Sir That we are not in Spain and in Italy nothing is free (why do not you go back in spain?)