What Do You Say To Someone Who Is Having A Baby?

want an umbrella!

Guest: mi da un ombrello?

Concierge: Buongiorno Signora (grazie x avermi salutato), per gli ombrelli puoi chiedere al collega alla porta.

G: quale collega?

C: il mio collega signora, il vetturiere! è fuori dalla porta.

G: come faccio a riconoscerlo?

C: ha una divisa e un buffo cappello!

dopo qualche minuto

G: scusi ma il suo collega non ha più ombrelli, me ne dia uno lei!

C: Signora io non ho ombrelli, se li ha finiti il collega vuol dire che non ci sono più!

G: ma io voglio un ombrello!

C: (io voglio essere ricco) Signora potrebbe aspettare che qualcuno ne riporti uno.

G: ma io non posso aspettare!

C: (io non voglio lavorare) allora potrebbe comprarlo nel negozio di fronte Hotel

G: but I will not buy it!

C: (again I want to be rich without working, I can help Lady) I'm sorry but I find no other solution

G: but I have paid for the room and I want an umbrella!

L: Lord you have not paid for the room for an umbrella (much less bought me)

G: you are a rude, now I have no time but when I speak to the director! call me a taxi!

C: (she has short arms) can always ask for a taxi to my colleague at the door! (If you go in a taxi that about # # or you need an umbrella?) thanks and good day!

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a joke ... Train tickets

A couple decides to spend the holidays in a beach in the Caribbean, in the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. X
But problems at work, now the wife can not accompany her husband would have reached some days later.
When he arrives, enters the hotel room and sees that there is a computer with internet access.
He then decided to send an e-mail to his wife, but missed a letter and address, without notice, sends it to another address.
The e-mail is received a widow who was returning from the funeral of her husband and decides to see the messages.
His son, shortly after entering the house, he sees his mother fainted at the computer and the video sees the e-mail that she was reading:

dear wife, I came. All right. You'll probably be surprised to receive my news via e-mail, but now also have the computer here and you can send messages to loved ones. As soon as I arrived, I made sure it was all right for you when you arrive on Monday ...
I really wish to see you and I hope that your journey is comfortable, as it was mine.
NB Do not bring many clothes, because here is an infernal heat!

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on Saturday morning the wife of one of the super mega CEOs is the counter ...


Guest: I would like to book the train tickets for my husband and our friends
Concierge: Yes sir no problem. to where?
G: Florence
C: for today
G: is today
C: How many people? (And here the fun begins)
G: I do not know
C: (and who knows?) She, her husband and two friends, then 4
G: No, I'm not there, my husband, 2 friends and my daughter and maybe her boyfriend. ..
C: (oh well the number of persons to be discussed later) at what time?
G: a train to the 15
C: There is a train at 14:30 and at 15:30 a
G: is
C: (which is what ?!?!?!) then lady?
G: I do not know what time my daughter comes, maybe my husband knows it!
C: in the room want to call and ask? (This is the choker I)
G: no sleeping, she called him after 11.
C: (of course so I have nothing to do) is fine, good day (and thanks for making me lose 20 minutes without concluding anything!)

for Cronch at the end were 5 and took the train at 15:30 and I could not kill the wife of the director as the wife of mega super mega manager!